Oversized nylon shorts from Dsquared2. They have a neon pink stripe down the side and the back has a layer that makes it look like a skirt from behind. Drawstring waist so it can fit an XS-M.
Measurements flat:
Waist: 14-20", Hip: 25", Length: 20"
*All measurements are taken flat, double for accurate measurement. Please note that all sizes are approximate and may differ slightly due to stretch in fabric, etc.
